Two Beers, a Tail, and a Time Machine

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Spine has hit me with the meme stick -- that is, a chain writing assignment that seems to come aus Vermont. Since it doesn't come with any death threats or predictions of doom if I don't participate, I think I will. So, here are my answers:

1. My: You’ve heard the saying “I’d give my right arm for…”. So, what would you give your right arm for?

A: Time travel. My first trip would be to the future, where I'd have a bionic arm attached to where the arm used to be, and a monkey tail attached to my butt. It was suggested that this way, I could use the tail to operate the time machine, and have two hands free for whatever I wanted, leading to the autobiographical screenplay entitled: "Two beers, a tail, and a time machine."

The children's book would be, "Monkey tails and time machines."

2. Me: What’s one word that describes how you want people to see you?

A: Attractive.

3. Meme: If you could be any blogger, which blogger would you be… and why?

A: Maybe Stacey Nightmare, for the exuberant punctuation, Bob Powers for the unrelenting optimism, or Cute Overload for the bucks.

Now, I invite Justin, Drew and Rich to respond, or ... absolutely nothing will happen.

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Aw. That's nice to say. That picture's about 5 years old and I'm sorry to say that those were a tough 5 years on my figure. *Sigh*

Mission accomplished!

One tip: When you go to the future, bring lots of cash, because your credit cards might be expired.

Oh, btw: I'm sure you're quite a compelling lady when people catch a whiff of that bacon lipstick.

The time machine idea: brilliant!

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