Kegel Remotes: Put Your Vagina in Control

Lyza noted with some contempt that Intel may be offering up a remote control for women.

Personally, I'm all for more remote controls as well as rampant niche marketing -- but it does beg the question of what would make a remote truly for women and only women. What separates women from men? The girls from the boys?

Breasts? Men have them, too.

A fondness for pastel colors? I don't think anyone likes pastels.

A love of chocolate? Kittens? Dick? No, no and no.

Vaginas are the only hard and fast answer.

This means that the remote control truly meant for a woman would be controlled by the vagina. This would be great. I'm imagining something like TV motivated Kegel exercises, which already use little weights (I found a kit at the Salvation Army once -- I'm still kicking myself for not buying them.). As you operated the remote control, you'd also be improving your control over your urine and stuff. The remote would have to be redesigned -- but TiVo is already on the right track.

There are plenty of devices out there which aim to control (or at least influence) the vagina remotely, but this would give your vagina the control, in more ways that one.

Kegel Remotes: Put Your Vagina in Control

P.S. Have you noticed how the word "vagina" has gotten kind of trendy? I first noticed at Go Fug Yourself. Probably it was the "Vagina Monologues" or something. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I'm just saying.