Knitting is hot. Porn is popular. (You don't need my links to prove it, do you?)
Why not combine the two, asks Shawn? And offers the pornographic ski sweater as a great idea for doing it. So, you know, instead of deer or stars or whatever, you'd have little pictures of people getting it on. It'd be subtle -- keeping it classy, you know?
If I had any talent for drawing porn, knitting, or making patterns, I'd run right out and make some patterns and pitch them as a new form of hipster erotica.
Maybe we can get Su Job to branch out from needlepoint.
And this would be a great way to update last year's tree sweater.
And it'd would go so well with a leather ski mask.