Justin Had a Couple Ideas During My Hiatus

I lost his own articulation of this idea in the hard drive crash of aught six, but I think I can describe the first one:

Pleasantly-scented keyboard cleaning compressed air.

So that when you clean the dust out of your keyboard, you also get a nice whiff of something or other. I'm all for more pleasant scents. My only concern is, would whatever makes the air smell good stick to your keys?

I'll use Justin's words to describe the second:

"Lots of people can’t whistle, but crave the benefits that come with this skill: having dogs and children respond to you, participation in wolf-whistling at construction sites, etc. Why not have a device that whistles for you?"

But isn't that just a whistle? Or would it be specifically a wolf-whistle?. I'm afraid that's already available -- which just goes to prove it's a good idea, I always say.

Here are some instructions on how to whistle.