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September 27, 2005
Celebrity Babies/Skunks/Halle Barry's Ovaries/IntelliTXXXT
This falls under the category of "someone else's great idea" (I've never figured out how to get categories to show next to entries ... someday): tonight my brain is particularly fried and I found myself looking for pictures of Courtney Love. No reason. Anyway, this search lead me to this - a link just for Melissa and Dave and Pete and Susan! Really, it almost makes you feel sorry for celebrities -- all their post-partum (sp?) depression, desperate longings for children, etc. on such public display -- I don't just mean the blog, but all the material the blog draws from. I guess it serves them right for being famous.
So, I was reading the comments on Halle Barry's interest in artificial insemination and was curious about a link to a WoW goldfarm among the comments. That is, the word, "Wow!" in the sentence, "Wow. I can't wait until we hear an announcement. I wonder how she will look pregnant?" is linked to a site selling World of Warcraft gold. Huh? Well, where have I been. It turns out that's something called, "Vibrant Media’s IntelliTXT technology" which is pretty interesting. I wonder if that's really working for them? I mean, how much overlap is there between people interested in Halle Berry's ovaries and World of Warcraft? It almost makes me want to try it on my blog. -- the IntelliTXXXT, I mean. That's what I'd call it, if I made it, and I'd sex it up so that every possible innuendo was linked to some vaguely associated porn site.
So then, continuing the completely random and exhausted clicking, I actually clicked on one of the ads which brought me to this -- possibly the ugliest coat I have seen and, were I pregnant and wearing it, guaranteed to make me look like a mastodon. It reminds me of how when I first got my leopard printed mouton coat I felt all sexy and stuff until I realized that while the pattern was that of a sleek jungle cat, the outline was that of a bowling ball.
So that's enough random crap for one night.
There's a skunk in our neighborhood. Wow. That's a stinky skunk, as they say at the Olive Garden (and don't I wish I had IntelliTXXXT going right now?). I'll describe more of what's been going on at Chez Vector soon. It's not all good.
Posted by mary at September 27, 2005 11:28 PM
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Thanks for the link :)
Posted by: Anonymous at September 28, 2005 3:04 PM
Wow, that coat is beautiful! Just the other day I was thinking of the time you were wearing your leopard coat and we were walking towards another girl who was wearing the same coat and you said, "Rawlllllllllll," and made clawing motion at her.
Posted by: Teem at September 28, 2005 3:23 PM
1. Well, at least it's "the ONLY website dedicated to celebrity babies." Thank god for small favors, as they say.
2. You don't look AT ALL like a bowling ball.
Posted by: melissa at September 28, 2005 10:24 PM
hi Mary , somehow type key woont verify my identity, im unverifyable, but im oout there, my email is hbirdfarm@yahoo.com, your website is great!
Posted by: tim moore at September 30, 2005 7:07 AM
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