No ideas here -- just links.
I've been going on job interviews lately (I'm keeping the old job -- just adding on) which makes me appreciate this Bullshit Job Title Generator. The only problem is, about 2/3rds of the job titles that come up are totally reasonable-sounding. So far, my favorites:
Future Intranet Technician
Dynamic Directives Developer
Corporate Factors Facilitator
Chief Identity Orchestrator (I could do that!!)
Speaking of office culture, I've also been enjoying Overheard in the Office, especially the very first entry on or so -- the one where the guy says, "Dude, whatever the fuck you've been reading, stop it."
Did you see the one, "Paralegal for The Man?"
I've only recently discovered the healthy, tasty goodness of a Subway sandwich. Being a creature of habit, I've been going there a lot in the last few weeks and ordering the same thing: a foot-long (don't giggle) roasted chicken teriyaki. Today I worked out and then ran across the street and popped into Subway. The Assistant Lead Sandwich Facilitator was standing there behind the counter talking in hushed tones with her friend. The friend saw me coming and started to pull away like a driver getting last second clarification on driving directions. The first thing Facilitator said to me was, "Chicken Breast?" I said, "Yeah, thanks." Then the friend said, "Did you just say what I thought you said? HA HA HA!" Then a nervous looking guy walked up and asked for the key to the bathroom. He went into the bathroom and then a hooker (aka Mastubatory Outsourcing Services Sales Associate, who works under a pimp, aka Senior Executive Mastubatory Outsourcing Services Coordinator) came into the store (okay, I don't know for a fact if she's *still* a hooker--HA HA HA!), bypassed the counter, went straight to the bathroom, tapped on the door, muttered something under her breath, the door opened and she walked in.
Sorry- that really went nowhere.
'Cept, at least someone's getting laid, even if it's in the bathroom at Subway.
T.