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December 9, 2004
Patent ideas
My new idea is to create "new" content by recycling the old in self-referential entries.
We once had the idea of writing a script called Patent Porn and then we thought about Patenting our Relationship which, in light of current personal events, doesn't seem like such a bad idea, not near as silly as some of the things you'll find Patently Silly. I am particuarly fond of the limericks.
Posted by mary at December 9, 2004 2:55 PM
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Wasn't there a Mary's great idea, somewhere in the past, about clothing decorated with writing? I forget, now, how this one worked . . .
As for ear wax, I recommend a large syringe filled with warm water plus maybe two drops of hydrogen peroxide. You could probably use a meat baster since the syringe doesn't penetrate the ear. Talk about productivity! A nurse treated me to this particular de-waxing once, after I'd been swimming for several months and then stopped, which resulted in an earwax clog. Great results, as I recall: both auditory (I could hear again) and visible (gross but satisfying).
Posted by: Barb at December 12, 2004 10:55 PM
thank you for asking! -- I believe you are referring to identity-dresses.
Posted by: Mary at December 14, 2004 11:38 AM
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