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May 4, 2004

Country Western Songs

Everyone has ideas for a country western song. Here are mine:

"If I'm such an extrovert, than how come I'm drinking alone."

"My great big storage unit."
(That one needs some explaining -- it would be a divorced man's tale of woe -- put all his stuff in a storage unit when he got kicked out of the house -- with lots of punning on the word "unit"..

Posted by mary at May 4, 2004 10:45 AM

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"i ain't gonna be your tuesday night woman"

(based on a true story: a friend of a friend of mine was seeing a guy, and they were both seeing other people--they started out getting together on saturday nights, then it was friday, and she realized she was being moved earlier and earlier in the week, so she broke it off)

Posted by: melissa at May 4, 2004 11:32 AM

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