Rate My Band Name (dot com) would be a forum to share all the great band names that everyone who doesn't have a band comes up.
My band name for the day is: "If That Is Your Real Name." ITIYRN for short. Itty-yearn.
See also "Uncomfortably Full" entry. Or, "Uncomfortably Full Entry." Rrrow.
... OK -- so not surprisingly, the idea expressed here already exists, according to Chris. But he didn't tell me where exactly. Maybe he'll tell me tomorrow in a comment. I'm too lazy to google.


I think you're looking for these:
http://www.band-name.com/
http://www.theorchidpool.com/swarmingmidget/
http://www.llorenzhomepage.com/BandNamesArchive1.html
;Chris
www.band-name.com is well worth clicking on -- "the blind venetians" (among others) is brilliant. I'll submit "If That Is Your Real Name" but it pales beside the ones already there.
Thanks, darling!
Dear Mary: Is the "If That Is Your Real Name" an allusion to Dr. Strangelove, my all time favorite flick? As you may remember, in my last novel I had cause to come up with several band names and I'm quite certain they've all been used before so I'm too ashamed even to google them. If I ever get published I suppose I'll have to check into it because of copyright issues. My names were Jock Itch, Girl-Ella, and Nouveau Pubo aka The Pubes. Maybe your commentators can break the news to me now; that way I'll have plenty of time to come up with new ones before I submit the MS.
I can't believe I'm going to let this out for free, but here goes: SUICIETY
Gasp! Awe! Wild Cheers!
As much as I would love to use this name it doesn't quite fit my Hootie/Hanson fusion thang I've been working one for a decade now.
Back in 1977, my brother and I actually won a "name your punk band" contest run by KSAN in San Francisco (now a country station, I think, but back then it was rock-n-roll, with a 2-hour punk show once a week, called The Outcasts). We won with the (now embarassing) name "The Urinators." We got a cool short-play ablbum (one of those small disks that played on 33-rpms) called, "New Wave Rock and Roll: Get Behind It Before It Gets Past You." I think it featured DEVO, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, and the Talking Heads, among others. The night before the Sex Pistols final show, in February of 1978 (which I attended, btw), Paul Cooke and Steve Jones were guests on a call-in version of The Outcasts. I, just 11 years old, called and spoke to them--they couldn't tell if I was a gril or a boy. My brother recently dug up a tape of the show, and it was pretty funny to hear. Anyway, I don't why I'm sharing all this; maybe it's just my way of trying to be a cool as Mary, with all her "great ideas." Those of us without ideas have to compensate somehow....
Here's one, inspired by a local want ad: Weekend Phlebotomists
I really need a band name!!!
We are a christian band with two boys and two girls- the guys only play the drums and guitar but we really need a name!!!
my email address is wild_child3793@hotmail.com
if you have any ideas for me please email me NOW!!!
love ya, mahlia!
Mary- gr8 job with the site!!
p.s we're aged 12-14
I need a band name 4 my band!!!!
Plz help us, we got an all gurl band and we cant think of ANY names
if u got an idea plz mail me at
strawberryshortcake1210910@yahoo.com or
Xxpokiebear182xX@aol.com
r ages r 13-15
Thanx!
dear mary, i need help picking a band name. we are a christian band with all girls. we want something that is very original and decent!plz help email me at fifi9612@yahoo.com
thanx!!!
help we need a band name im the drumer in my band there is two boys and 1 gurl so far were adding 2 or 1 more but we r a rock band so if u get a perty kool name then e-mail me
this is me again audiosk81090@aol.com i just 4 got to leave my e-mail adress thanks
I really need a christian band name!!!! We've been thinking but can't think of one.
IF U GUYS OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO TALENT AND SOUND LIKE SHIT CUZ U CANT EVEN THINK OF UR FUCKING BAND NAME> A NAME IS SUMPTHING THAT MEANS SUPTHING TO U SO MAKE IT UP URSELF
AND THIS SITE SUCKS