Chris thinks I should add something called "Mary's shit list" to this page, which would just be a list of people I'm pissed at on any particular day. Tim had the refinement of having Chris make "a big list with checkboxes next to people's names, and then two big buttons that say 'Add' and 'Remove.' How about automatic email notification?!?!?!"
Those are all very good ideas.
Here are some of the people who I would definitely want on the list with checkmarks available at all times:
My boss
My other boss
My other other boss
My mechanic
My other mechanic
George Bush
The barista
All my co-workers
My dog
Random service people
Other drivers
People who steal things from me
People who I collaborate with on various projects
Yes, Aunt HB and I have put together a list of our own so that I can refer to it when I enter the boxing ring. I am working on my "bitchiness" because I am too nice to be a real fighter, but I really want to knock the crap out of Tonya Harding. Mainly because it would be money in the bank. So on that list are:
1. Blockbuster video: they have mistakenly sent me to collections...I swear I returned the movies EARLY this time and their records show it, yet they refuse to print out the proof so I can get the people off of my back. I don't need their help screwing up my credit!
2. Albertson's clerk: The woman stared at my ID for at least 60 seconds and swore my eyes looked blue in the picture and I was 2 inches taller than my ID said. This was all over one 24 OUNCE can of Budweiser, not a 24 pack...I guess I could just take it as a compliment that I look under 21!
3. Partylite candle co.: They sell overpriced long burning candles and the holders and then if you burn the candles for a long time, the holders break because of the heat.
To be continued...
Hey there Mary.
I think you might want to distinguish in your "Shit List" between "Beings who are shitty" and "Beings who shit a lot" so that it's a bit more clear why your dog was on the list. That way no one will misunderstand your intentions to your sweet doggie. Speaking of people who harbor such misunderstandings, I think you'll probably want to add "Jennifer" to your shit list (see the first comment for "Sad Idea: Dog Hit Man").
love, Kathy
what about your friends? I'd like to have the potential (at least) to make the list, or to be able nominate others........
That's sweet, Jason, but do you really think anyone cares who my friends are? Or is this intended to be some kind of karma builder?
At the rally today there was this crazy guy in helmet made out of a globe (which was, in truth, pretty cool) yelling at us all to get out of his neighborhood and chiding us for not having unconditional love for the world. Words to to consider, indeed.
Speaking of shit list, Bush is back on TV making a speach here in Oregon.
I want to say, that maybe you just got a defected candle holder. that is all I am gonna say about this matter.