The premise of the porno would be that an evil mega-corporation (a thinly disguised Microsoft) was patenting all the sexual positions so that people would have to pay them a royalty every time they used them. This nefarios plot would be resisted by a band of freedom loving revolutionaries, who would be attempting to document prior art to fight the power. The film would follow their efforts: Documenting prior art in video taped sessions; demonstrations and protests on the street; research in the evil corporations scary sex labs and clinics. The film would climax (unavoidable entendre) with an extended courtroom scene in which a stern, dominant judge would watch while witnesses for the defense and prosecution demonstrated what they meant. Videos would be shown. The jury would get into the action somehow. The attorneys for the defense (the mega corp) would be all evil and stern.
This is in response to the whole hullaballoo around rampant indiscriminate patent-issueing by the patent office.


was "extended courtroom scene" an avoidable double entendre?