« Pica's Birthday! | Main | Haircut Dominatrix/Haircut Surprise »
October 28, 2004
How to take your bra off under your shirt in 14 easy steps
Here, in this unflattering series of photos, I show you how I take off my bra under my clothes while I yet lack a bra with three clasps or more. Anyone who needs to take their bra off under their clothes probably already knows how to do this but this will serve as a historical record for a time when 3 clasp bras are the norm.
Posted by mary at October 28, 2004 11:02 AM
Comments
I just realized some of these steps are out of order -- so sue me! I hate photoshop and I don't want to go back to try to reorganize these pictures. Instead consider this is a puzzle as well as an instructional series.
Posted by: Mary at October 28, 2004 11:06 AM
Out of order? No way, those boobs are definitely at least 1/4 inch lower in the last picture than they were in the first!
Posted by: Lrak at October 28, 2004 02:50 PM
the first and final panels are correct, but notice 4, 5 and 6 -- it just makes no sense that way!! but I won't ruin the fun by giving away the actual order of things.
wouldn't it be cool if you could make your own electronic slider puzzles like the kind that you used to get with your macs? so you could click on the pictures and slide them around into order? what were those called? or your own rubik's cubes -- I'm sure people have made those. my rubik's cube would be entirely made of pictures of boobs. I'd call it the rubik's cube of boobs. I'll bet there are customizable slider puzzles and rubiks cubes out there on the net, but I'm too busy to look right now.
I considered trying to photoshop my nipples out of the picture but that kind of work is really beyond me so I just made things really small instead. but it's good to know people are looking closely. (btw, the left one is even lower than the right.)
Posted by: Mary at October 28, 2004 03:24 PM
wait, what do you mean by 3 clasps? do you mean the kind where you can undo the straps, too? those things are for sissies.
emily blatt, as i recall, taught me how to take my bra off under my shirt when i was in highschool.
Posted by: melissa at November 2, 2004 10:32 AM
oh but wait, i just realized we have slightly different methods. mine involves taking the whole thing out through the 2nd sleeve.
Posted by: melissa at November 3, 2004 11:04 AM
Yesterday at work I heard someone ask, "Do men have breasts?" Remember Rod Roddy? And how did he die? http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/27/entertainment/main580335.shtml
Posted by: teem at November 18, 2004 08:52 PM