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December 05, 2003
Bra with Three Clasps
Jordan said my talk of anal sex made him uncomfortable, so I thought I should change the subject.
As my breasts get bigger and bigger, bras become more and more uncomfortable, and I am more and more eager to take them off as soon as possible -- well before I take anything else off, except maybe my coat and shoes. Generally, I can do this easily under my clothes so I don't have to undergo a complete change of wardrobe. However, sometimes I am wearing shirts that are so tight or complicated that it's difficult to do the pass where I pull one arm into the shirt to slip the bra stap around it (I hope to get Chris to take some pictures to illustrate how it's done, for those who haven't taken a bra off under their clothes).
What I would like for those occasions is a bra that had clasps on each shoulder strap, in addition to the strap on my back or front, so that I could more easily take the whole thing off without disrobing. I'm too lazy to see if it already exists.
Posted by mary at December 5, 2003 09:10 PM
Comments
It was the specific things you had to say about anal sex that disgusted him so.
Posted by: duck waddle at December 8, 2003 04:24 PM